The following take place between Software developer and client…
Client : Hi, I want you to develop this software for me
Software Developer : Good day sir. Really appreciate you for giving me your project. Sir, what is the software all about ?
C :The software is meant to storm google, facebook and whatsapp only .
SD : Sir, do you mean you want a software that will super beat them all ?
C : Exactly
SD : How soon do you want to have it ?
C : Maximum of three weeks
SD : Okay. We will surely give you the best
🙂 Software developer silently laughing… See this dump client, do you think you will find me here if I can build only whatsapp )
C : My budget on it is $1,000
SD : Sir, that is too small, I will also have to employ great engineers from google so they will help in building this great product , sir I will be glad if you can pay $10,000
SD : Sir, please add $500 to it , making $2000
🙂 Laughing silently, I will have to pay my new house rent, buy new food , new cloth and start my business
C : I will, please make sure it’s far better than google , facebook and whatsapp , I promise to give you $500 weekly if at least two of them is successful
SD : Sir, what if none is successful ?
C : That can never be possible , I will have to jail you first and collect my money back
SD : Please get someone else to execute this task :
Do you think I will have the skills to build google search algorithm and I will be talking to you without paying for consultation fee…
Please don’t say anything , else I will parse your memory will kohmeniVirus 🙂